BOY : May I hold your hand??GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy. GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??BOY : Were you away?? GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?BOY : What time was it?? GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : [...]

MAN vs WOMAN A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.- A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need. – A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. – A successful [...]