Technology on Leisure

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me …

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest …
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn’t speak for an hour …
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest hour of my life …

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever …
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

GIRL1: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : Hi! Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
GIRL : Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY : Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I’ve already seen it!!!

BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck

MAN vs WOMAN

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.

- A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

- To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

- To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

- Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

- A man marries a woman expecting she won’t change, but she does.

- Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

- Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument